Golf trauma
Do you play Golf?
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this, said the man.”
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife. Hey this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that."
Do you play Golf?
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this, said the man.”
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife. Hey this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that."