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    Court Dictations 1

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    Post by Tintin666 Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:21 am

    These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July fifteenth.

    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.

    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
    A: Yes.

    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?

    Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
    A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: Forty-five years.

    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
    A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A: My name is Susan.

    Q: And where was the location of the accident?
    A: Approximately milepost 499.

    Q: And where is milepost 499?
    A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

    Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
    A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

    Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
    A: After the accident?

    Q: Before the accident.
    A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.

    Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
    A: Yes.

    Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
    A: Yes, sir.

    Q: What did she say?
    A: What disco am I at?

    Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
    he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

    Q: The youngest son, the 20-year old, how old is he?

    Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
    A: Yes.

    Q: And what were you doing at that time?

    Q: She had three children, right?
    A: Yes.

    Q: How many were boys?
    A: None.

    Q: Were there any girls?
    Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
    A: Yes.

    Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

    Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
    A: By death.

    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

    Q: Can you describe the individual?
    A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

    Q: Was this a male or a female?

    Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice that I sent to your attorney?
    A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

    Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

    Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    A: Oral.

    Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

    Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
    A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

    Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.

    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    A: No.

    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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