All Models Modding

A community for all to share their experiences with model making Inspiring other's to build and improve their skills guided by friends...

    Life in the Australian Army...

    Share
    avatar
    Admin
    Admin
    Admin

    Sagittarius Goat
    Posts : 277
    Join date : 2011-11-25
    Age : 49

    Character sheet
    Type: Magician
    Characters:
    60/100  (60/100)
    Strength:
    60/100  (60/100)

    default Life in the Australian Army...

    Post by Admin on Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:41 am

    Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )


    Dear Mum & Dad,

    I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform.. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!

    At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!

    This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!

    Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wrigin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.

    I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.
















    Your loving daughter,

    Sheila


    Oh I crack me up

    now now pmsl pmsl pmsl now now pmsl pmsl pmsl now now


    _________________

    Sleep ?? Wink Exclamation Giggle Giggle Exclamation Wink ?? Sleep

    Rolling Eyes
    avatar
    melvyn.davies1
    Admin
    Admin

    Pisces Cat
    Posts : 222
    Join date : 2011-11-26
    Age : 66
    Location : South Wales

    Character sheet
    Type: Pirate
    Characters:
    5/30  (5/30)
    Strength:
    30/100  (30/100)

    default Re: Life in the Australian Army...

    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:51 am

    you crack me up too. pmsl pmsl pmsl

      Current date/time is Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:02 pm