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    Post by Tintin666 on Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:34 am

    Four Celtic fans were playing football with a hedgehog outside my house tonight. I was absolutely disgusted. I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1 nil up!

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    Post by Tintin666 on Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:35 am

    Guy walks into an S 'n' M Club and says to the receptionist " Hi, I'm looking for complete humiliation", the receptionist replies " yes sir that's no problem, we can do that". The man smiles and says "brilliant", as he is getting his wallet, "how much will it cost me" he asks "and what do I get?". The woman looks at him with a beaming smile and says.........."it'll be £44.99 and you get the new Celtic away shirt".

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    Post by Tintin666 on Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:36 am

    CLASSIFIED ADVERTS

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES. Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows f *****g everything.

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    Post by Tintin666 on Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:39 am

    London Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

    As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

    More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.

    Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

    After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

    'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody London Bankers are,' he
    Says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

    'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

    The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you..'

    The Banker looks down in horror.

    'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...

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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:50 am

    very, very good tinny, made me laugh. pmsl
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    Post by steve on Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:37 pm

    paddys girlfriend got a new tatoo of a seashell on the top of her inner thigh paddy thinks its fab because every time he puts his ear to it he can actually smell the sea
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    Post by Tintin666 on Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:14 am

    Nice Steve, love it lol

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    Post by Tintin666 on Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:53 am

    Paddy and Mick come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre. Mick leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way. A few minutes later Paddy passes Mick on the girls' bike. " What happened"? asked Mick. " Well I fixed her bike and by jesus she takes her knickers off, lies on the ground and says"... "take what you want big boy"!..." So I took the bike". " Good on ye" Mick says, " I'm sure the knickers wouldn't have fitted you anyway".

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    Post by Tintin666 on Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:49 am

    I was in the shop earlier with me fiancée and I accidentally came up with me own joke, after I said it allowed I bloody giggled an' laughed for ages. Simple yes but I liked it pml

    What do you call a robot in drag..............................a TRANNYFORMER pmsl pmsl pmsl lol! What

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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:18 am

    VERY GOOD Tinny pmsl pmsl pmsl

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