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    Sagittarius Goat
    Posts : 277
    Join date : 2011-11-25
    Age : 49

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    Type: Magician
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    Post by Admin on Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:53 pm

    There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
    The one on the range.

    Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
    Cut off your head.

    A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
    "Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

    Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
    A. Where you left it.

    Q. What's pink and fluffy
    A. Pink fluff

    Q. What's blue and fluffy
    A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

    Two muffins are in the oven.
    One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
    The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"


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    Pisces Cat
    Posts : 222
    Join date : 2011-11-26
    Age : 66
    Location : South Wales

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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:47 am

    pmsl pmsl

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