I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at my
neighborhood bar and I had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something
I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved us past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have
never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.