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    Post by Tintin666 on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:46 pm



    The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard…

    My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

    CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

    I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

    If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

    My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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    Post by Corgi kid on Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:51 am

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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:25 am

    funny funny funny What pmsl


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    Post by MarkW on Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:43 pm

    Brilliant !


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