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    Post by Admin on Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:16 am

    The Man Rules
    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down



    Finally , the guys' side of the story.
    ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
    We always hear Read " the rules " Read
    From the female side.



    Now here are the rules from the male side.


    These are our rules !
    Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
    ON PURPOSE!



    1. Men are NOT mind readers.
    (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)



    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


    1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
    or the changing of the tides.
    Let it be.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it! talk

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. Bored


    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us. scared

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
    we meant the other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. now now

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    We do that. fart

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. talk

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
    FOOTBALL, RUGBY, CRICKET, FORMULA 1, TECHNOLOGY and so on

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    I am in shape. Round IS a shape! now now

    Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa tonight;


    But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

    Pass this to as many men as you can -
    to give them a laugh.

    Pass this to as many women as you can -

    to make them think


    Giggle Giggle tinny tinny tinny Giggle Giggle


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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:32 pm

    well done chris Clap pmsl pmsl lol!


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    Post by Tintin666 on Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:02 am

    Gonna print this and frame it on me wall :)


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    Post by steve on Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:14 am

    u got that right the. wife bought me two ties for xmas put one on she says wats wrong dont you like the other one ? :sad:
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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:25 am

    you should have put both on steve then maybe just maybe she would have been happy then. lol funny


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    Post by btanner on Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:51 pm

    pmsl if i said this to my missus i would resemble a mummy Bandages scared

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