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    Post by Admin on Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:19 am

    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,


    when a little girl on her new shiny bike pulled up beside him.



    'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

    'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

    The cop looked the bike over and handed
    the girl a £5 ticket for a safety violation.

    The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put
    a reflector light on the back of it!'

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
    'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

    Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
    'Yes, he sure did!'

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said:


    'Next year tell Santa;
    The dick goes underneath the horse,
    not on top'!!!




    What pmsl pmsl lol! What pmsl pmsl What


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    Post by steve on Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:24 am

    pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl
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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:22 am

    crack me up why dont you. pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl
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    Post by steve on Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:44 am

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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:10 am

    Clap lol! pmsl pmsl now now
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    Post by Tintin666 on Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:30 am

    Giggle Giggle pmsl pmsl

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    Post by Admin on Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:30 am

    The member 'Tintin666' has done the following action : Dices roll

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    Post by melvyn.davies1 on Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:44 am

    pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl Clap
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    Post by steve on Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:47 am

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    Post by steve on Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:48 am


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